40% of party attendees left with a new crush
can u invite me to the next one thanks
Gonna post a casual throwaway funny comment on all your articles now so we eventually become Substack friends and I start getting invited to these
the “why did you put a sticker on me” game is fucking hilarious. i’m stealing that for my next party
update: i did it and it was a great convo starter. i felt like ppl rly mixed and mingled and ppl are still talking about it weeks later :’)
omg!!!!!!!
THIS is journalism
“wish we had more details here…” made me lol
Where is the party at and when can I go
love it
thank u partiful
I would fly across the country to attend
more experiments needed in life. weird wacky. keep fronting. I don't know. slam it next time. remember the year 2009.
What a fun piece! Post party briefs are even more fun than the party. I was smiling through the whole thing as if I also attended it :p
inspiring!
Can I pls use the stickers idea or is it patent pending?
we would be honored
This is revitalizing my desire to host more parties!!
ok so this is the best thing i’ve read i. 2026
I need to do an oscars party like this so badly wtf
i'm throwing a prom in june and this has inspired me...just might have to steal this random sticker idea.....
can u invite me to the next one thanks
Gonna post a casual throwaway funny comment on all your articles now so we eventually become Substack friends and I start getting invited to these
the “why did you put a sticker on me” game is fucking hilarious. i’m stealing that for my next party
update: i did it and it was a great convo starter. i felt like ppl rly mixed and mingled and ppl are still talking about it weeks later :’)
omg!!!!!!!
THIS is journalism
“wish we had more details here…” made me lol
Where is the party at and when can I go
love it
thank u partiful
I would fly across the country to attend
more experiments needed in life. weird wacky. keep fronting. I don't know. slam it next time. remember the year 2009.
What a fun piece! Post party briefs are even more fun than the party. I was smiling through the whole thing as if I also attended it :p
inspiring!
Can I pls use the stickers idea or is it patent pending?
we would be honored
This is revitalizing my desire to host more parties!!
ok so this is the best thing i’ve read i. 2026
I need to do an oscars party like this so badly wtf
i'm throwing a prom in june and this has inspired me...just might have to steal this random sticker idea.....